When I was in college, I worked at a fish market on long island. You’d greet the customers on the floor and walk around the store with them, grabbing whatever they needed (lobsters, oysters, shrimp etc). Then you’d carry their food to the register, bag it up and hand it to them after they paid. At this point they’d usually slip you a few bucks for helping them out. Sometimes they’d give you the move where they shook your hand and had a few singles folded up inside for you. It was a good gig for a student.
One day I went through the usual routine with a customer. I was polite, made a few jokes, and tried to make the process painless for him. After I bagged up his stuff and told him to have a good day, he put his hand out in a fist toward me. I put my hand under his to accept the tip but the money never dropped. I figured he was trying to be slick and give me the money discretely, so I jammed my finger inside his curled up fist to get the money out…but again it wasn’t there.
At this point I realized he was giving me a fist bump and had no intention of actually tipping me. He stared at me as my sweaty, gross hand groped his for an imaginary tip. I don’t know who was more embarrassed – me or him.
this was years ago and it still makes me physically ill thinking about it
so after getting my hair cut and dyed, i was paying my stylist. I asked her how much I should tip her (who asks that?) and she said "I don't know! Whatever you feel is right!"
so I put in like $20 and when she looked at the receipt i looked her dead in the eyes and said "yeah you like that?" She just kind of looked at me. I looked back at her, regretting my entire existence. I just kind of left without another word, because I was so shocked and embarrassed that my brain and mouth would work together to betray me like that
Właściwie to gość od Bullet Ball odniósł sukces i jego gra była na olimpiadzie... seniorów. Ale znalazł jakieś tam lecznicze zastosowanie tej gry i fundacje nawet założył.
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